Episode 289: The Schuylkill Notes

Imagine you open your favorite box of cereal, but instead of a prize inside, you find a folded-up note detailing how secret societies control the population. This has been the reality for residents of Pennsylvania and neighboring states for nearly a decade. They’ve been disturbed by these messages delivered via sealed food products, retail clothing, and trees in public parks. Who is sending these messages and what do they want? This week’s episode is The Schuylkill Notes.

SOURCES


Schuylkill Notes FAQ, Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillschizonotes/comments/16cnyzy/schuylkill_notes_faq/

 

Schuylkill County Residents Keep Finding Bizarre Printed Message In Grocery Items, Coal Region Canary (June 2020): https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/

 

Reports of cryptic notes pouring in from around PA, PA Homepage: https://www.pahomepage.com/news/i-team/reports-of-cryptic-notes-pouring-in-from-around-pa/

 

Searching for truth behind the cryptic notes mystery, PA Homepage: https://www.pahomepage.com/news/i-team/still-searching-for-answers-in-the-mysterious-cryptic-note-case/

 

Secret Societies Messages Keep Appearing In Food Packages In Eastern PA, Coal Region Canary (June 2023): https://coalregioncanary.com/2023/06/11/three-years-later-tiny-conspiracy-notes-keep-appearing-food-packages-pennsylvania/

 

Mystery note found in sealed cereal box in Pennsylvania, NewsNation: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/mystery-note-cereal-box-pennsylvania/

 

Amid coronavirus worries, a strange message is starting to appear in stores around Schuylkill County PA, Coal Speaker (April 2020): https://coalspeaker.com/2020/04/16/amid-coronavirus-worries-a-strange-message-is-starting-to-appear-in-stores-around-schuylkill-county-pa/

 

This is a comprehensive AI decryption of the note, Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1cdlg3j/this_is_a_comprehensive_ai_decryption_of_the_note/

 

Here’s the results of my first Machine Identification Code study., Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1ccxeby/heres_the_results_of_my_first_machine/

 

Images from the 2015 Discovery in the Changing Room, Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillschizonotes/comments/1662xlp/comment/jzi84y8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

 

This note wrapped in plastic i found in the woods while hiking (2019), Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/c74g0a/this_note_wrapped_in_plastic_i_found_in_the_woods/

 

Found this paper about secret societies in a box of unopened poptarts from the grocery store (February 2021), Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/lfrpj1/found_this_paper_about_secret_societies_in_a_box/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

Found at grocery store on my belt back in 2016, Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillschizonotes/comments/16cs9t6/found_at_grocery_store_on_my_belt_back_in_2016/

 

My Theory (Contains links to images of variations on the notes from 2015 to present), Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/194nd1u/my_theory/

 

Variations on the Notes Throughout the Years:

 

'It bothers me!' Pennsylvania man finds 'mystery note' inside box of cereal, WJAC News: https://wjactv.com/news/local/pennsylvania-luzerne-mystery-note-cryptic-cereal-box-lucky-charms-grocery-store-purchase-sealed-food-bizarre

 

Experts weigh in on mystery notes found across Pa., PAHomepage.com on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr3_TwfqAdU

 

Reports of cryptic notes pouring in from around PA, PAHomepage.com on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuqzZfsEDw

 

More mysterious, cryptic notes reported in Central Pa., WTAJ News on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv5wnDngDI

 

I-Team looks to decipher mystery notes, PAHomepage.com on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW_HJLvf5dE

 

Deciphering 'Mystery Notes' found across PA, PAHomepage.com on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hFLdYcWPs

 

The ‘Schuylkill note’ just got a little more hostile, Horror Report: https://www.horrorreport.com/2024/02/the-schuylkill-note-just-got-a-little-more-hostile/

 

Gideon’s Groceries: Conspiracy Messages Found in Grocery Items, Skeptical Inquirer Magazine: https://skepticalinquirer.org/exclusive/gideons-groceries-conspiracy-messages-found-in-grocery-items/

 

The Huge Hexagon-Shaped Storm on Saturn | Out There, The New York Times on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmNMWG9vqA

 

Dehart Dam Reservoir Loop | Clarks Valley (New Note 3 Days Ago), Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1ckg714/dehart_dam_reservoir_loop_clarks_valley/

 

Found in Lebanon, PA in a jar of Nutella (New Note 5 Days Ago), Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1ciga77/found_in_lebanon_pa_in_a_jar_of_nutella/

 

Note in December - Cops were Called, Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1chid43/comment/l2mtx1p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

 

2024 Version of the note, Clearfield/Elk County Line (March 2024), Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1b1i3nx/found_out_n_quehanna_wild_area_clearfieldelk/

 

New Note version, 2/24/24 Appalachian trail near Yellow Springs, Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/comments/1b03u9g/new_note_version_22424_appalachian_trail_near/

 

 

 

https://coalregioncanary.com/2023/06/11/three-years-later-tiny-conspiracy-notes-keep-appearing-food-packages-pennsylvania/

 

https://www.dcnr.pa.gov/Pages/Contact-Us.aspx

 

https://www.axios.com/local/philadelphia/2024/01/23/creepy-notes-crop-up-pennsylvania

 

https://skepticalinquirer.org/exclusive/gideons-groceries-conspiracy-messages-found-in-grocery-items/

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